10 cantadas engraçadas que nunca funcionam

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Você não é terremoto, mas está abalando minhas estruturas

[{ "selector": ".gsmed-a", "duration": "500ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "opacity": 0}, {"offset": 1, "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".gpdfn-a", "duration": "500ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "500ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateY(calc(600px - 466px))", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateY(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }]

Se você fosse uma fruta, seria um abacaxi. Bonito por fora e gostoso por dentro.

[{ "selector": ".minsn-a", "duration": "500ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "opacity": 0}, {"offset": 1, "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".rsxjr-a", "duration": "500ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "500ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateY(calc(600px - 466px))", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateY(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }]

Você não é GPS quebrado, mas me deixa sem rumo!

[{ "selector": ".beetg-a", "duration": "500ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "opacity": 0}, {"offset": 1, "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".aftow-a", "duration": "500ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "500ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateY(calc(600px - 466px))", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateY(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }]

Me passa seu instagram? É que minha mãe falou que eu devo seguir meu sonho.

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Sabe estacionar? É porque tem uma vaga no meu coração.

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Você não é pescoço mais mexeu com a minha cabeça!

[{ "selector": ".bsdlb-a", "duration": "500ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "opacity": 0}, {"offset": 1, "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".oawmg-a", "duration": "500ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "500ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateY(calc(600px - 466px))", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateY(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }]

Por acaso seu pai é pirata? Porque você é um tesouro.

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Meu amor por você é igual à obra do governo. Nunca acaba.

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Você tem uma colher aí? Porque hoje eu estou dando sopa.

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Me chama de Imposto de Renda e se declara pra mim.

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